Higgs Morning

by Matt Wyatt

Issue No. 221 ~ October, 2015

You wake up at noon.   Or rather, at noon:   Gathering Potential of Self-Disgust (n) becomes so great that it exceeds Power Required For Upright (α).   ∫= Lim(n→∞) ≥ α   ∴∫ = 12:00, but First Alarm was set for 7:59 and you …