柏拉图问:你想成为哲人吗?

柏拉图问:你想成为哲人吗?

客燃脑回答: 不要了，我只想对自己保持真诚。

孔子问:

你想模仿我?

客燃脑回答:不会，

我没有那么难看的胡子。

杜勒西达斯问:

你没有自己的神为什么还如此渴 求真理?

客燃脑说:我不需要神来寻找真理，

我不瞎。

鲁米问:

就你这样的变态狂，

怎么可能找到真理 呢?

客燃脑说:

我变不变态这无关紧要。

我睡过很多 男人，

剖析他们的大脑，

然后扔掉。

如果有人说你变态，

你不妨挤挤眼。

若是有人说我变态，

我就请他们脱掉裤子。

维亚萨问:你生活没有目标，

思想怎么会成长?

客燃脑说:

好比你欣赏一支舞蹈，

不可能分析每 个舞步。

但当舞蹈跳完，

你会觉得它很美妙。

伏尔泰问:

你代表美国还是印度?

客燃脑说:都不代表。

长期旅居世界各地的我，

永远代表着下一个目的 地。

还有很多哲人的问题，

但时间太少。

客燃脑结论说:

我不是哲人我好色、

肤浅。

比起哲人，

我更高兴做一个婊子。

但我感到我必须写下来，

因此我写了下来 。

Plato asks; Do you want to be a philosopher?

Plato asks; Do you want to be a philosopher?

Kiran says; Not really, I want to just be honest to myself.

Confucius asks; Are you imitating me?

Kiran says; It’s not possible, I will never have such an ugly beard.

Tulsidas asks; Why do you yearn for the truth when you don’t know God?

Kiran says; I don’t need God to find the truth.

I am not blind.

Rumi says; You are such a heathen. How does it help you find the truth?

Kiran says; It doesn’t matter whether I am a heathen or not. I sleep with many men, analyze their brains, and throw them out when I am done.

If someone called you a heathen, you might blink.

If someone called me a heathen,

I would invite them to take off their pants.

Vyasa asks; If you live a life without purpose, how can your mind grow?

Kiran says; While watching a dance, you cannot analyze every step,

but after the dance is finished, you are uplifted.

Voltaire asks; Do you represent the USA or India?

Kiran says; Neither. After so much time living all over the world, I represent what is to come next.

There are still many philosophers to answer but little time.

Kiran concludes:

I am not a philosopher.

I am horny, I am superficial.

I would be a much happier whore than a philosopher.

But I feel the pressure to write,

And so I write.